Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Coach Donkey accepts my heads up challenge.

In my last blog update I talked about how some imbecile from some unimportant state in america had made a video mocking me, my blog, Scotland and online poker.

I issued this clownbag a heads up challenge to prove that young, in-shape, handsome, Scottish online poker players are on a much higher level to old, slobby, hillbilly, trailer trash, $5 home game players.
Of course it took him 2 weeks for him to accept the challenge because he knows I'm about to fly to Los Angeles and won't have time to play him. Well ffffff uuuuuuu son, I call your bluff, book it for when I get home. I'm going to teach you a lesson you will never forget.


The challenge I issued him was as follows:

3 private heads up matches - Daleroxxu Vs "The Coach" on PokerStars.

All 3 matches starting at the same time. One Stud H/L limit, One PLO8 and one 8-Game.

If he wins 2 or more of the matches he will get a free $50 into his poker account.

If he loses 2 or more he must make a video of his sincere apology for insulting me, my blog, my country and online poker.







I will be live streaming here on my blog while I kick this fool's ass at 3 different games at once. I'm multi-talented like that. Will probably be around November 20th or 21st.

Also, this fool is already making more videos mocking me. Fortunately he is making himself look like an idiot in these videos so I have no problem putting it up on my blog....

15 comments:

  1. ahaahaha what a douche. school this fool dale imo :P

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  2. Crawl Dale, crawl!

    Lolz. Did they intend for it to be setup like a rape scene for the first 90 seconds? And is that meant to be an English accent or something? Sounds like about 8 different accents rolled into one...

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  3. post the tourney IDs when this goes down, I wouldn't miss railing this for the world. better still record it or something from your point of view.

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  4. I know, he sounds a cross between Irish and Australian, what a failclown.

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  5. Hahaha, this is going to be quality. You need to get him to video it from his end otherwise he'll have the enitre trailer park helping him out, well the ones that aren't fucking their sisters at the time that is

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  6. haha that video actually had me laughing. Quality!

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  7. I am looking forward to our games Daleroxxu, just let us know at PokerKY.com when you want to schedule the games. Oh, and the reason for the two week delay was due to the perfect storm here locally....we had the gun show, flea market and a Skynnard concert come to town within the same week. It took me a week to recover/sober up!

    Coach Travis

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  8. This is awesome. Who is going to stake him to get him the $20 to buy into the SNGs though?

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  9. Haha.I thought the coach did a good job on the video.Quite entertaining imo.
    In other news,just got 'Black Ops' BOOOOOOOOM :)

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  10. This is almost too perfect. Dale, are you orchestrating this whole thing to cement your place as the best poker blogger ever?

    Nah, never mind you just can't make this stuff up!

    Take it down Dale! Wonder if he knows how to play all 8 games?

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  11. I was honestly just sent these videos out of the blue, had zero contact with any of these guys. Pretty funny tho so decided to go with it.

    Can't wait to hand his ass to him heads up :D

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  12. Two quick serious notes:
    1. Congrats Dale on the Pokerstars gig...Nice haircut BTW (snicker).
    2. The kid (he's 21) playing you in the video is one of my son's friends who was homeless and we took in. He appeared in this video 1 week after being released from the ICU after a massive heart attack that required him to get a pacemaker/defibulator. He literally worked on the accent the entire time he was in the hospital. Great job Tim!

    Looking forward to our game...may have a training video to throw together this weekend so you see just how serious the old coach is getting ready for the match-up. The whole trailer park is methed....er, hyped up to see it!

    Coach Travis

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  13. "He appeared in this video 1 week after being released from the ICU after a massive heart attack that required him to get a pacemaker/defibulator"

    If this kid does not already have a Scottish passport, he should apply for one immediately.

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  14. 3pm Sunday EDT on PokerStars the Coach and Dale battle it out for Honor and Country.
    It will be broadcast on ustream.

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