Monday, 25 October 2010

Haters gonna hate. Counter challenge to broke hater.

Well it seems that not everyone out there is a Daleroxxu fanboy. Most of you reading this will be shocked at this revelation, I mean how could any poker player worth their salt seriously have anything bad to say about The Best Poker Blog In The World (official)?

One word. Jealousy.

I received notification yesterday that some big clown had made a youtube video where he's sitting on his fat ass talking bullshit about me, my blog, my country and online poker. I thought this has to be a joke, surely nobody is THAT jealous that they would take so much time and effort to make a video about the guy they are jealous of. It was no joke, the video was as described. Check the big clown out:




The Coach is upset at Scottish poker pro Daleroxxu for calling him fat.

So the Coach is throwing down the challenge to Dale. Any time, Any where, Any game, Live and In Person.
Unfortunately the Coach's wife will only let him drive within a 100 mile radius of Louisville, KY and she capped the bet at $50 bucks.

So Dale anytime you are in the midwestern USA feeling saucy Coach Travis wants a piece of YOU MISTER MOUTH!!!!!



PokerKY? POKER KY??? Wtf is that garbage? They named their poker website after a tube of lube hahaha. It is clear that this guy is just trying to use me to promote his bustoass website that looks like it was created by a kid with windows notepad and mspaint. It's like when some crappy unknown rapper tries to "make beef" with a massively successful rap star, just so that they can get their name out there and get hot in the game. I'm the Eminem of poker and this guy is some insane clown from the Insane Clown Posse. GTFO.

He says that I talk like Shrek and look like Justin Bieber. Well that so very ironic, considering that he looks like Shrek and sounds like Justin Bieber. I think I got the better end of the deal there,

As for his lame challenge, obviously I'm not traveling to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to play "The Coach" for $50. Wtf does this guy coach anyway? It certainly can't be anything athletic coz he's too fat. It can't be poker because he's too dumb. Whatever it is, you can bet that it involves KY Jelly. So if this guy thinks I'm traveling to Brokeback Mountain, Kentucky to play him and his boyfriends for fiddy bucks he's dumber than he looks. So I have a counter challenge for Coach Clown:

I will set up 3 private heads up matches between me and "The Coach" on PokerStars. All 3 starting at the same time. One Stud H/L limit, One PLO8 and one 8-Game. The buyin will the lowest I can make it, $1, so that this chump's wife allows him to play. If he wins 2 or more of the matches he will get a free $50 into his poker account. That's enough for him to continue supersizing every meal for the next month. If he loses he must make a video of his sincere apology for insulting me, my blog, my country and online poker.

When you read this son, post your availability dates so that I can set this up. The sooner I get to hand your ass to you the better.

42 comments:

  1. i found his sisters

    http://danieldickey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fat-girls.jpg

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  2. "he looks like Shrek and sounds like Justin Bieber"- lolz great point.

    When he says "just get ready to squeal like a pig" - only because he wants to shove his egotistical KY covered head up someone else's ass for once, instead of his own.

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  3. Yeah I hate these egotistical poker players. The bigger the ego, the worse the player.

    Thankfully the great Daleroxxu has his feet firmly on the ground.

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  4. you could make Kentucky part of your 52 countries in 52 weeks trip haha

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  5. "Yeah I hate these egotistical poker players. The bigger the ego, the worse the player.

    Thankfully the great Daleroxxu has his feet firmly on the ground. " - You're kidding right?

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  6. Oh, and one more thing, the KY stands for Kentucky. It's called an abbreviation!

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  7. Mike: I'd sooner put Iraq on the list.

    Geeks on Poker: No, I am deadly serious, son. I am the best poker blogger in the world (official) but still manage to relate to ordinary people and remain grounded. The lack of egotism despite being the best in the world is one of the main reasons why the fanboys idolise me.

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  8. Dude, you're a joke. You're even more full of yourself than Hellmuth. I've seen your videos. If you're that great, where's your WSOP bracelet? Where's your WPT title, EPT Title etc, etc. You might be good online, but you'd get smashed live without your stats right in front of you. Don't make me laugh! Oh, and in case you'd like to officially rebut these and other comments, feel free to call our show, www.geeksonpoker.com. Our hot-line is 502-230-1796.

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  9. Can't wait for this match-up...Does he even know how to play all those games? lol

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  10. This says it all...

    Geeks on Poker = Approximately 24 Views (2 of which were mine just then...

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  11. Haha I luv how he insults me then spams his website at the end.

    I think their lifetime site hits quitupled in the hour following this blog post.

    Remember guys, real men play live poker. Yeah every live poker player I've played with has been soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

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  12. I see you insist on playing me online....scared of me huh?!?! You see when we play live there will be no bots or programs there to help you ya' pasty faced twit! BTW I coach Football....American Football the best damn sport there is. I suppose you think this blog is funny...HA! The only thing funny to come out of the UK was Benny Hill and Monty Python. And there sure isn't anything worthwhile coming out of Scotland...or as we call it, the Detroit of Europe. I know you be visiting the US soon. Feel free to drop in and play me LIVE bitch! I make you kiss my Blarney Stones! I love the fact I got you shaking in your kilt...

    Coach Travis
    PokerKY.com

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  13. Coach Travis...Why would someone have to travel to another country to play you for 50 bucks when you're not even allowed to drive as far as a tank of gas will take you?!...Also how are there going to be "bots" if its a heads up match? lol. You really are a clown.

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  14. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ.

    I kept alternating between two theories while watching the video:
    a) he's both serious & deluded
    b) it's so absurd he must be taking the piss (but generally not a feature of Southerners to have self-deprecating humour)

    Can't believe he didn't at least give you Scotch whiskey...

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  15. The Coach talks about himself in the third person, which makes him a thundercunt. You heard it here first.

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  16. So many questions from the Daleroxxu fanboys (aka the gaytard brigade)that I just had to answer in order to clear out my email inbox:
    Claygayin - Those are my cousins. Everyone knows my sister only has one leg.
    Mike - Let's see him come to the US for a 52 counties tour. Or is he scared of being beat by Americans over and over? Who couldn't go to some mud hut in Africa and beat a native at a game they've never played before? Let's just hope he gets his immunizations up to date!
    Acesupper - A keg of Scotch Whiskey is not even worth a pint of piss compared to Kentucky Bourbon.
    Hoopie - I guess thundercunt is some form of European put-down. You Europeans are just hilarious...calling your cigarettes fags and whatnot....snort...giggle...
    I'm making room for you in my doublewide here in Kentucky Dale for when you come to play me in the states. Just be glad us country boys know how to show some Southern hospitality to our guests. What size gimp outfit do you wear again? Just want to make sure you are comfy!

    Coach Travis

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  17. This is golden! Almost like what would happen if an immovable object hit an unstoppable object.

    Old Fat Travesty even jumped on board my Twitter!

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  18. lol @ Geek on Poker. Are these people even real?

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  19. Oh they are real Simon, and 24 people download their podcast weekly!

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  20. it might be one of those nigerian scams that lures you some place far away from any civilisation and hot water , and then you dissapear :), but fat white dudes wasn't there usual M.O. :)

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  21. Ha ha. Funny. We have more than 24 downloads a week. And if you want to find out how real we are, you're welcome to come on the show and defend yourself. Just keep it clean as we are live on the radio here in Louisville, Ky. If you're interested, shoot me an email at mailbag@geeksonpoker.com. Oh, and just so you know we're real, our past guests include:
    Phil Hellmuth
    Greg Raymer
    Chris Ferguson
    Hoyt Corkins
    Eric Lindgren
    Billy Kopp
    John Pappas, Executive Director of the PPA
    Jessica Welman from Bluff Magazine
    Jack McClelland from the WPT and Bellagio

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  22. never heard of them

    what's their online screen names?

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  23. You're just full of laughs aren't you?

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  24. Daleroxxu said...

    never heard of them

    what's their online screen names?


    Touché. Chapeau, Dale, chapeau.

    It almost feels as if Dale has invented these guys so that he can have a good story on his blog... but then I'm convinced that they actually exist. Fact is stranger than fiction... I respect Dale, but you just can't make this shit up.

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  25. Hi Dale,
    Always an entertaining read :)

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  26. Coach - Your stuff is pretty funny, but you don't do Americans from the South any favors. You are one giant stereotype.

    Geeks on Poker - You take yourself WAY to serious. Lighten up.

    That being said, you obviously don't get the humor behind Daleroxxu's Blog.

    I am also a live player that has seen more hands online in the last month than you have seen in your life. I would be more than happy to stop and take your $50 in a live game (bring your buddys and their fifty too)the next time I am driving near your trailer park. I will then deposit it online and send you the profit I make from it each week to apply towards your trailer payment.

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  27. YAWN....just got finished watching Dale's last two video blogs from Manchester. SO BORING! Hard to stay awake with the fantastic video quality of shooting yourself in the mirror. But I guess you got to do what comes naturally and I see that staring at yourself in a mirror is one of the things you are used to...good thing you wiped off the smudge marks from kissing yourself in the mirror. Anyhow, here's a counter offer for you and your pack of preteen fanboys (aka The Gaytard Brigade). We are running a little freeroll sponsored by PokerKY.com and the Geeks on Poker Radio show called the Kentucky Poker Tour on the Hog Wild Poker Website. We are starting the third leg of the freeroll to win a seat at the Kentucky Poker Tour on Sunday, Nov. 7th. You come and sit down at that table and take on the Coach and we will see who earns the bragging rights. We got a whole group of my Kentucky homeboys playing who would love nothing better than to take out the Euro-trash so you can bring your fanboys along for the game! Plus you can all follow the action on the radio show Geeks on Poker. Feel free to Skype in and we can share the love with the whole poker world while we play. So there you have it...I'm not just calling you out, I'm calling out your entire fanboy following. Come and take on the Kentucky boys and watch while we give you a good old country-style beat down! Loser has to tape a video retraction and bow to the greatness of the better player!

    Waiting for your response from my double-wide trailer down here in the holler.

    Coach Travis

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  28. Horse racing from kentucky? yeah right, Ashley Judd isn't from Kentucky either..

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  29. You're making a nonsense counter offer to my counter offer that countered your first nonsense offer? Seriously? GTFO. What are they putting in the water over there in Brokeback, KY?

    Sorry but I'd rather sit here watching videos of Justin Bieber being interviewed on his thoughts about various current world affairs than sign up for some ultra sketchy poker site to play you in a freeroll.

    The only sensible offer (mine ldo) still stands:

    PokerStars. Heads Up. Bring it (or GTFO).

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  30. In all seriousness Dale. This has been fun. I like sticking my two cents in and yes, I was wanting to get our show out to the world. Thanks for allowing me to do that. And in all seriousness, you are welcome to come on anytime just let me know.
    I did take the liberty at checking out a few more of your videos and and I will give you props. You know what your talking about.
    I haven't played much PLO H/L. But, I've started playing a little more and it's actually a fun game.
    Maybe it's the fact that I'm severely lacking sleep, or the fact that I don't want this to blow up into an international incident. I can't speak for the Coach, only myself, though he is a regular on the show. But, you're ok in my book. Just don't get too full of yourself.
    And with some practice, I might have to take you up on your challenge someday. Take care.

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  31. I bet your fat ass watches TV Coach? Now bow before Scotland and start saving up that buy-in.

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  32. Geeks On Poker,

    Well played sir!

    Now, coach on the other hand.........

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  33. Hey Coach Travis: Thanks for making the rest of us fat americans look bad. Thankfully, I didn't waste my time watching most of your video.

    Dale never said he was the best poker player in the world. He's always stated he has the best poker blog in the world. And this is due to him winning Pokerstars WBCOOP multiple years.

    You will NEVER get the following that Dale has. You seriously are pathetic and need to go back to watching Fox News and hoping that Sarah Palin makes the 2012 ballot, you tool!

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  34. Mark my words....as soon as my disability check comes in from my Tractor accident, I'm heading over to the WalMart to wire some money to my Uncle Floyd to transfer to my Pokerstars account. Uncle Floyd has a credit card thanks to his job at the slaughter house and can put the money up on the website so I can take you on! You've stuck your fingers in the cage and there is no escape now...I'll warn you, I've been drinking Malt Liquor and listening to The Eye of the Tiger by Survivor for 14 hours straight and I'm pumped....PUMPED! And that not just the Malt Liquor talking! It's on, like Donkey Kong! Now I've got to lie down for a minute or two.....

    Coach Travis

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  35. Ok son don't get too excited now, don't want you dropping dead on us. I just want to kick your ass, not kill you.

    Yeah it's on, like Donkey Kong. You're the Donkey and I'm King Kong!

    Let me know when you're set up on PokerStars and want to battle so that this 50 ton gorrila can stomp all over your donkey ass.

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  36. Dale,
    On the air last night the Coach apologized for offending your country and accepted the challenge on your terms.
    Rob

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  37. Took him long enough. He'll have to wait til I get back from Los Angeles, like November 20th at the earliest.

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  38. The game is on! I've even put up a new video to promote it thanks to a little kidnapping scheme. Feel free to contact me via PokerKY.com or Facebook to set a date and time! Yeahaw!
    Coach Travis

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  39. My apologies but here is his acceptance speech.
    http://pokerky.blogspot.com/2010/11/daleroxxu-vs-coach-travis-pt-deuce-men.html

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  40. Here's the link for the new video featuring Daleroxxu and Coach Travis

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOwhizSdXOw&feature=player_embedded

    Or see it at PokerKY.com

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