Monday, 15 February 2010

Disgusting stuff at UKIPT Manchester side event

Played the UKIPT Manchester 1 day side event today.

Here is my story:

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  1. [x] I lol'd
    [x] added to blogroll

    funny as fk trip report.. dumbass dealers, hot chicks, arsecracks and delusional taxi drivers.
    <3

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  2. "In the Air Force they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

    "In the Navy they taught us not to piss on our hands!"

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  3. That English guy to your left ended up clowning me out later too. So bad, had to put up with him all day:\

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  4. Rooofffffffllllll...

    Awesome report man. Sorry to hear you don't run better!

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  5. i just like it how you say the things about the Pokerplayers it so true :D
    [hygiene]

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  6. You gotta deal with some crazy shit in live tournaments. The unprofessional dealers do my head in. These same dealers suck at roulette and blackjack too.
    I do take umbrage with the age remark though. Most of the players at the 'Big Game' are not exactly whipper snappers lol.

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  7. Gas mask, blinkers and ear plugs next time IMO.

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  8. you would have to go a long way to see such a breathtaking display of crass childish arrogance and boorish immaturity - has to be seen to be believed........

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  9. Shooting cards into the muck makes folding fun.I do same don't blame ya.

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  10. Vale Tails must be the fat smelly man. ldo!

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  11. haha class, surley you ate wings tho an that made up for the whole trip

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  12. Dale - you are not a nice guy.

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  13. No im a grown up who is just browsing the poker blog's for interesting stories or insight and come across the unedifying sight of some jock foetus who spouts the most ignorant pile of rubbish your ever likely to have the misfortune to hear and then is egged on by like minded numb nuts who also have all the grace of a steaming turd, your parents must be very proud - grow up

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  14. [X] Confirmed fat smelly man.

    I'm glad that you came back to visit my blog again son. Repeat viewers is how i remind myself that my blog is the best blog in poker (officially). It's so fucking good that you have to read it twice.

    Being the nice polite gentleman that I am I have a lot of love for my fanboys, even the boring, sanctimonious. holier than thou boring old farts such as yourself, but I have even more love for your boring librarian wife. She says you will only do it with her in the missionary position. I took her places she's never been before, and as always Daleroxxu video blogs the whole thing, look out for the new blog at http://daleroxxupwnsyourwife.blogspot.com

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  15. Great work Dale... keep up the good work.

    Any chance of more interviews? I've listened to the Nick Rainey now about 3 times..

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  16. 1st half of this vblog was probably the funniest yet hahaha ! "smells of cabbage" !!!

    vul again. keep at it, live poker can be fekin painful at times. Props to those who travel the world playing live events !

    You playing the next UKIPT in Coventry?

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  17. Fez i'm not sure sure yet.

    Chimp it's possible. They take a long time to arrange / record / edit , I have people who are interested but it's just finding the time and matching that with a time that suits them too - not easy.

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  18. Daaaaaaaale, what's up dude?

    Your ranting skills are second to none my friend.

    - Michael T

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  19. Keep up the awesome blog Dale!
    Best poker blog on the interwebz :D

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  20. Thanks Dale...

    Dale... i have a few questions for you off forum. are you on IM or mail. If you could you please connect on either by (deeve30 at hotmail dot com) or (davidsbuckle at gmail dot com)

    Just turning pro, and also started updated my blog full time again!

    Chimp/Deeve/David B

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  21. hows the plo goin dude ? Did u get ur ass out of bed for that coaching session yet?

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  22. Get some more updates Dale! Wanna start reading yo' blog again :)

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  23. Not sure I could lay down the AK on A449dd board to the turn over bet from a total tool, but then maybe that's a pretty strong tell fish leading turns??

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